There are certain standards in this intricate arena. You expect an incredible show with beautiful girls that realize your fantasies. From the computer screen to right in front of your very eyes. However, the girls also have expectations. In the 21st century, we’re quickly approaching a cashless society but we’re not laying all our Bitcoins on the table quite yet. So until that day comes, we primarily deal in CASH. I could probably write a book on all the suggestions from late night cashless calls pleading with all sorts of offers (my favorite to date being flat screen TV’s & airline miles.) At least we can take solace in the fact there are certain standards that are synonymous in this ever growing industry. Exotic dancing is synonymous with tipping in cash. You can’t make it rain with Venmo. So before we can’t even recognize our own society, let’s take a moment to appreciate the solace of familiarity of dead presidents.